What is your ultimate fantasy?
bitches be like bae do i look fat in this
and i be like hell yeah take it of so i can suck them titties and rub that stomach wassup?
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- sway hips in a figure 8 motion
- do this while bending the knees into a squat position
- come back up
- raise arms above head
- look at armpit seductively
- put hands in hair
- don’t pay attention to the beat
- at all
- this is your dancefloor
- you rule the school, Megan
- swing those hips, you sexy bitch
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg*