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What is your ultimate fantasy?

Asked by Anonymous

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

(Source: corpish, via artsobmc)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via mahngoejews)

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via mahngoejews)

blxck-queen:

uniquelyevil:

ROFL

"The white mans struggle"

(Source: cawatrooper, via mahngoejews)

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via jroseartmusic)

blxck-queen:

titytwochainz:

bitches be like bae do i look fat in this

and i be like hell yeah take it of so i can suck them titties and rub that stomach wassup?

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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(via mahngoejews)

trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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(Source: bagelbrother, via succeeding)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6, via ruinedchildhood)

a guide to the white girl’s “sexy” dance

whitegirlsaintshit:

  • sway hips in a figure 8 motion
  • do this while bending the knees into a squat position
  • come back up
  • raise arms above head
  • look at armpit seductively
  • put hands in hair
  • don’t pay attention to the beat
  • at all
  • this is your dancefloor
  • you rule the school, Megan
  • swing those hips, you sexy bitch

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blxck-queen:

Amazing

(Source: realitytvgifs, via mahngoejews)

undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

(via unplannedchild)

validx2:

Tumblr Girls: I want a nigga to slam me into the  wall ,then roll my ass down a hill butt naked,and after that i want him to choke me with 80 apples like Omg yasssss #NEED

Me:

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